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When your friends come to you for advice:
“good… good, you’ve come to the right place.”
(Source: xxcoolstorybroxx)
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Feel free to skip this..
Dear person I hate.. Lets go to lunch. Maybe I won’t hate you after and...
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11 year old: has sex and gets drunk every weekendme: goes to movies with my mom
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Jacob and I are the worst couple to be in the human centipede.. we’re too gassy.
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I'm not even excited to turn 19 next week, I'm just ready to see Jacob.
